Fallout From Iran, Ukraine Wars: Rich Seek Doomsday Hideouts
Saeed Naqvi
The rumour that Sheikh Dr. Sultan bin Mohammad al Qasimi, ruler of Sharjah was opting out of the United Arab Emirate because of policy differences on the Iran war, was actually based on a misunderstanding.
The Sharjah Sheikh was buying thousand of hectares of prime farmland in New Zealand. In doing so, he was only following a trend. Time was when the Sheikhs of Araby eyed property in Europe, the UK or California. That no longer is the trajectory. The current trend is being propelled by chants of Armageddon, the Second Coming, “Qayamat” and Doomsday, all rising to a crescendo.
The favourite destinations of yesteryears, whether in Europe or the US are being overlooked because these precisely are being seen as the flashpoints of the coming catastrophe.
The Sheikh of Sharjah, by the way, already maintains in his Sheikhdom the world’s largest cow farm partly because he is obsessed with the notion of food security in a dangerous world.
Even so, purchase of farms in the remote country in the South Pacific is not for food security only. Being as far as possible from the world’s possible flashpoints is a compelling incentive. Ofcourse, the New Zealand government having its eye on the main-chance has relaxed rules for purchasing property provided the buyers also help the host country’s economy.
Just in case I have created an impression that only the Sheikhs of Araby are salivating on the New Zealand option let me insert some legendary names from the Silicon Valley who have invested heavily in New Zealand – Sam Altman and Peter Thiel. Themes are developing which will surely be snapped up by futuristic cinema on an epic scale. Billionaires are contemplating underground palaces for extensive stay to keep themselves insulated from nuclear radiation, should the world reach that terminal.
So far the land of pretty dales, snowlines, lakes and pastoral farms touching the horizon has retained its pristine beauty. Once the big media picks up the story, its pristineness will surely be compromised.
The rumour of Sharjah’s possible unease in the UAE is largely because of Sheikh Mohammad bin Zayed’s eccentric, pro Israel politics, out of line with the rest of the GCC.
The GCC was formed in response to two traumatic events in the region, both in 1979 – Islamic Revolution and the capture of the Mecca Mosque led by an extremist anti monarchy group with Juhayman al Otaybi as leader.
Since the Ayatollahs replaced the Shah, the West’s most reliable guardian of the Persian Gulf, the West played up the turmoil in Iran as the greater danger although the occupation of Mecca Mosque signaled a much greater internal vulnerability of the Sheikhdoms.
To add to the troubled times, Iraq invaded Iran in 1980. Every step had US approval. Being plugged into Washington became a goal.
Top bracket West Asian diplomats divined that the secrets of purposeful hospitality in a capital like Washington was to fall back on the Arabian Nights mode. Lavish parties by the Shah of Iran’s Ambassador, Ardeshir Zahedi boasted of Henry Kissinger and Elizabeth Taylor, for example, as regulars.
Prince Bandar bin Sultan feted several Presidents. His intimacy with George W Bush was such that the highest echelons of Washington often addressed him – “Bandar Bush”. No one quite as illustrious has recently represented the Saudis possibly because the hands-on Crown Prince, Mohammad bin Salman may be averse to Ambassadors in key locations upstaging him. But the “Alif Laila” culture of lavish hospitality in the tradition of Zahedi and Bandar Bush has been sustained and refined by Yousef al Otaiba, the UAE’s Ambassador.
He is extraordinarily well plugged into all the power points in Washington including, quite ironically, key figures in the Israeli lobby. The pronounced pro Israeli slant in UAE’s foreign policy multiplies Otaiba’s power in Washington but only as long as the patrons of this tilt have Washington in their grip. This fact may not be a constant with recent trends going in Iran’s favour.
Otaiba is not the only one in this predicament. The other power battery in Abu Dhabi is Eric Prince, founder of Blackwater, the world’s biggest mercenary armies on sale. Because of some legal difficulties in the US, Prince shifted his base in 2010. Sheikh Zayed used his talent in setting up mercenary armies. An 800 strong special force consisting only of foreign soldiers from countries like Colombia and South Africa has been incharge of Sheikh Zayed’s security for years.
The Sheikh had specifically requested the force to be non Muslim. Only a non Muslim force, according to him, could be relied upon to quell any Muslim uprising. In Bahrain where 80% of the population is Shia and therefore treated as the opposition by the Sunni rulers, recruitment to the police force is mostly from Pakistan but with a peculiar twist: the recruits have to be from those areas of Pakistan where their mettle has been tested in violence with Shias. When I was in Manama, Bahrain’s capital, the watchman guarding the Indian Embassy was a tall Pakistani.
Two conflictual moves are currently afoot. Trump is trying to keep the Abraham Accords alive. This would have the effect of giving Netanyahu’s drooping morale some support and provide company in the GCC to the UAE which is otherwise a lonesome GCC member in the Israeli camp.
Iran on its part is being straight as an arrow with Gulf countries. It has placed UAE and Bahrain in the enemy camp, but accelerated a furtive diplomatic initiative with all the others.
In the West Asian theatre as well as in Ukraine, the drift of events has recently been against the West. There is therefore a ganging up in Europe to roll back the Putin juggernaut by arming Zelensky under expert guidance. Pushed to the wall, Putin could widen the war across Europe. In West Asia, a nuclear armed Israel as a wounded tiger remains a menacing presence. The ultra rich have clearly taken all factors into account and, with cunning native to the richy-rich, located a doomsday hideout with a sense of purpose and security in the farthest edge of South Pacific.
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